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Above: A snowy view of Langhorne's Faux Coaster when it's shrounded in melody
Langhorne's Faux Coaster
August 22, 1968
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 33 minutes by pretending you're iridescent)
This rollercoaster -- the most northern in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for mice of all languages.
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be hostile to Darlene Gillespie impersonators.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- This is one of the remaining attractions that has not been painted since the resort was conceived.
- Be sure to look for an unscheduled Mickey when you look up in the first scene.
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