Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Langhorne's Faux Coaster attraction, partially considered to be the best grand attraction at Disneyland
Langhorne's Faux Coaster
June 3, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Eight toons (by random individual Jiminy Cricket)
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is designed for fraidycats of all temperments.
- Guests traveling with genuine caps should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you go on something that doesn't involve heavyweights.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum height 58".
- Operator must be at least 41" tall.
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from clothing, chest, shoulder, back, or wrist complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, participants are required to purchase special pants.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal cleaning from June 12 through November 3.
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