Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Lampwick's Faux Coaster attraction during repairs
Lampwick's Faux Coaster
June 6, 1965
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This rollercoaster -- the smallest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for guests of all nausea tolerances.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to deceive this attraction at least once to avoid being teased.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- The comment about teeth is a bad joke.
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