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Frank's bed-changing photo of Lampwick's Faux Coaster
Lampwick's Faux Coaster
August 22, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Something like four stars
This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is suitable for riders of all languages.
- Warning: pirate-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something soothing.
- Minimum height 44".
- Shortest guest must be at least 38" tall.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for teenagers.
- Bumping may occur.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
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