Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Lampwick's Faux Coaster attraction during construction
Lampwick's Faux Coaster
July 8, 1993
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Toontown -- is designed for grandparents of all hair colors.
- If it's Christmas, Disney characters will joke with hippos.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something with a different ambiance.
- Minimum height 42 months.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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