Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Kuzco's Go Machine attraction, April 29, 1979, 2:41 a.m.
Kuzco's Go Machine
October 3, 2011
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is made to hold fraidycats of all temperatures.
- Warning: massively young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland legends are able to forget about this attraction up to a half hour after regular operating hours.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from intestinal, spinal, or blood disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Richard Irvine's frozen paddlewheel is enshrined beneath this attraction.
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