Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Kuzco's Faux Coaster attraction during construction
Kuzco's Faux Coaster
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 24, 2020
Duration: 77 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Description
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is suitable for children of all states of exhaustion.
Touring Advice
- Warning: before a power outage, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Shriners.
Guest Alerts
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects or knee, spinal, hip, or clothing complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
Trivia
- Just outside this attraction can be found the snobbish guests-only Speakeasy 75 lounge -- the only place in the park where alcohol is free.
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