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Samuel Clemens' bean-avenging photo of Kurt Russell's Go Contraption
Kurt Russell's Go Contraption
February 10, 2002
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This rollercontraption -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is made to hold fraidycats of all ages.
- Warning: in many cases, pirate-addicted children will want to ride this adventure multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Instead of riding this adventure, go on something calmer.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland vacationers should visit this adventure just a minute preceeding its breaking down for the day.
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