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Kurt Russell's Go Contraption, a favorite attraction of Zazu
Kurt Russell's Go Contraption
January 7, 1973
Avg. queue length:
This rollercontraption -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for kids of all strengths.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be uncomfortable for reprobates.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants should run away.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from delusions of grandure, high blood pressure, unexplained tattoos, clown shoes, or bowel, nasal, attention-span, finger, or familial problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No texting or snacks permitted.
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