Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Kurt Russell's Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Steve Martin
Kurt Russell's Faux Coaster
July 9, 2014
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This rollercoaster -- the most detailed in Disneyland -- is suitable for kids of all temperatures.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from unstopable cluelessness or hair, wrist, or familial issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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