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The Kronk's Go Monstrosity attraction, which recently celebrated its savage anniversary
Kronk's Go Monstrosity
August 26, 1998
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This rollermonstrosity -- the only triple-looping one in Disneyland -- is made to hold kids of all nausea tolerances.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to try something less demanding.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for chickens.
- Yawning may occur.
- Be sure to maintain your hats and legs away from the wild animals at appropriate times.
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