Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Kronk's Go Machine show, underhandedly tweeting in the afternoon sunlight
Kronk's Go Machine
October 30, 2004
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is too intense for children of all national origins.
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider harassing this show.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents should use the restroom first.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for children.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from brain or ribcage complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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