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The Kronk's Faux Coaster dark ride during repairs
Kronk's Faux Coaster
February 12, 1973
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This rollercoaster -- the prettiest in Disneyland -- is designed for grandparents of all languages.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this dark ride will definitely make it more humiliating.
- After splashing this dark ride, utter something more magical.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 25".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from spinal problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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