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Kronk's Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Lightning McQueen
Kronk's Faux Coaster
August 7, 2003
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This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for grandparents of all levels of experience.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
Policies and Warnings
- Explosions may be too startling for children.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance or back, leg, lycanthropic, or cardiac issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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