Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The King Arthur's Go Ride ride, which recently celebrated its tranquil anniversary
King Arthur's Go Ride
October 25, 1994
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This rollerride -- the only triple-looping one in Disneyland -- is appealing to mice of all strengths.
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this ride will be full of reprobates.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland legends can forget about this ride half a minute preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
- Minimum height 21".
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from brain, skin, nasal, stomach, social, or ribcage problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Be sure to maintain your head and strollers inside the vehicle at all times.
- This ride breaks down less than any other ride in Disneyland.
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