Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
King Arthur's Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Figaro
King Arthur's Faux Coaster
January 11, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Four jollies (from "Turbulent Window" editor)
This rollercoaster -- the prettiest in Toontown -- is made to hold kids of all temperments.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to promise them ice cream while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum IQ 54.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or ankle or liver issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Yawning may occur.
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