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The King Arthur's Faux Coaster attraction, hesitantly tripping in the morning park light
King Arthur's Faux Coaster
July 14, 1966
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is made to hold children of all languages.
- Warning: massively excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- During selected "Precious Mornings," randomly chosen Disneyland Wikipedia editors can enjoy this attraction half an hour after everyone else.
Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from unstopable chattiness or back, intestinal, personal, nasal, or wrist disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- All of this attraction's cast members are named after characters from famous fairytales.
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