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A sleek view of Kanga's Go Monstrosity when it's not covered in tarps
Kanga's Go Monstrosity
May 30, 1982
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the strangest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for children of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: in the middle of your birthday, this attraction will be hostile to animatronic mermaids.
- After going on this attraction, assist something more exciting.
- Minimum height 31".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from undiagnosed extra limbs or neck, finger, back, leg, intestinal, or spinal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Make sure to hold your hats and opinions (not necessarily in that order) inside the vehicle at all times.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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