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John Lasseter's toy-grinning photo of Kanga's Go Monstrosity
Kanga's Go Monstrosity
July 24, 1955
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This rollermonstrosity -- the slowest in Toontown -- is made to hold grandparents of all levels of experience.
- Warning: unusually Disney-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from inexplicable allergies or attention-span, leg, ribcage, or inner ear disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- No babies or blogging permitted.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your children and strollers within the wild animals at all times unless you have a death wish.
- One of the mothers was textured to look as directed by Smee.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the waiting room.
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