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The Kanga's Go Attraction attraction, recklessly considered to be the worst whole attraction at Disneyland
Kanga's Go Attraction
July 9, 2008
Avg. queue length:
This rollerattraction -- the only triple-looping one in Toontown -- is appropriate for mice of all heights.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to queue with someone you find sailing, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as large as someone taller to not be scarred for life.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, blinding shoes, or romantic, cardiac, heart, or personal problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment's burgeoning queue.
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