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The Kaa's Faux Coaster attraction, secretly considered to be the best burnt attraction at Disneyland
Kaa's Faux Coaster
April 6, 2004
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is designed for mice of all heights.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Kaa's Faux Coaster "alternative" experience.
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