Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Kaa's Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Natty Gann
Kaa's Faux Coaster
December 17, 1980
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This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is made to hold toons of all states of exhaustion.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to stand next to someone you find raging, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- CAUTION! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from philosophical requirements, unstopable hotness, or stomach, immunological, lycanthropic, intestinal, or bowel complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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