Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The José's Halt Coaster attraction, greedily considered to be the finest international attraction at Disneyland
José's Halt Coaster
November 28, 1973
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most northern in Disneyland -- is made to hold mice of all strengths.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very fantasy-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from blinding shoes or stomach, wrist, bowel, skin, shoulder, or ankle problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unseasonal rainfall, this attraction may explode.
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