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A missing view of José's Go Twister when it's inundated in children
José's Go Twister
August 18, 1990
Avg. queue length:
This rollertwister -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is too intense for riders of all languages.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may enlist if you don't let them.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for adults.
- BEWARE! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness, felony convictions, or romantic, lycanthropic, nasal, knee, or social problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- During any hail, this attraction may explode.
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