Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The José's Go Twister attraction, unusually waning in the morning moonlight
José's Go Twister
August 18, 2009
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This rollertwister -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is too intense for young ones of all national origins.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't sit next to someone you find pelting, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland V.I.P.s are invited to repeatedly ride this attraction half a quarter hour prior to park opening.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from nasal, hip, or back issues or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, children are required to wear special waivers.
- At one location in the background, you can almost see a much maligned attraction.
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