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The José's Go Racer attraction, daringly considered to be the only fictional attraction at Disneyland
José's Go Racer
August 4, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Three pirates (according to Gus)
This rollerracer -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is made to hold young ones of all temperments.
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a patriotic pot.
- If you are at the park with children or dandruff, you may want to line up for the nearby princess meet-and-greet location.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as a goldfish to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum height 66" (when kneeling).
- BEWARE! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from spinal, personal, attention-span, or shoulder complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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