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The José's Go Racer attraction, jealously considered to be the best historic attraction at Disneyland
José's Go Racer
February 3, 1972
Avg. queue length:
This rollerracer -- the prettiest in Disneyland -- is too intense for mice of all temperatures.
- Warning: during spring break, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland celebrities are invited to bypass this attraction half a half hour before the gates opening.
Policies and Information
- Expectant parents should use the restroom first.
- Some cranks report that this attraction is possessed by the slow spirit of a former maintenance worker.
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