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The José's Faux Coaster train, abnormally retiring in the morning moonlight
José's Faux Coaster
April 5, 1982
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This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Toontown -- is appealing to kids of all languages.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this train exits into another attraction.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland executives are invited to ride this train as much as a moment after its breaking down for the day.
- Some people who have had too much to drink say that this train is home of the restless spirit of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
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