Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A southern view of José's Faux Coaster when it's not shrounded in tarps
José's Faux Coaster
September 27, 1970
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Toontown -- is designed for riders of all hair colors.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to queue with someone you find annoying, because this adventure will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 38".
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts, sin, or social complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains exploding illusions.
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