Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: José's Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Santa Claus
José's Faux Coaster
October 12, 2005
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This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is appealing to riders of all temperatures.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland vacationers can't repeatedly ride this attraction less than a minute before it's being physically possible to do so.
- For your health, you should be free from fear of closed spaces, unstylish haircuts, or chin or fingernail problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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