Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The José's Faux Coaster attraction, grandly considered to be the finest fun attraction at Disneyland
José's Faux Coaster
January 5, 1960
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Toontown -- is suitable for young ones of all languages.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Minimum height 23" (or 11.5" and adorable).
- Darkness and special effects may be too startling for young chickens.
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