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Below: Jack-Jack's turntable-swinging photo of José's Faux Coaster
José's Faux Coaster
March 18, 1987
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the smallest in Toontown -- is appropriate for toons of all hair colors.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to go on this dark ride first thing in the morning.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to not ride.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- This dark ride closes at twilight.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this dark ride.
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