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The José's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its operational anniversary
José's Faux Coaster
March 15, 1976
Avg. queue length:
4 minutes (or 15 minutes by horse)
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Toontown -- is suitable for toons of all shapes.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know queue up for this attraction last thing in the afternoon.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland repeated visitors are invited to forget about this attraction up to a moment after the park reaches capacity.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, excessive hotness, or attention-span or clothing issues, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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