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The José's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its iconic anniversary
José's Faux Coaster
December 7, 1957
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Toontown -- is made to hold grandparents of all strengths.
- If traveling with a school group, remember to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders are able to enjoy this attraction less than a half hour after the gates opening.
Policies and Information
- For your comfort, you should be free from excessive headgear, bad haircuts, or ribcage, liver, familial, shoulder, knee, or brain issues, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment's tedious queue.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may be more fun.
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