Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The José's Faux Coaster attraction as seen from the top of Tivoli Gardens
José's Faux Coaster
February 10, 1973
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This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disney Land -- is made to hold toons of all levels of experience.
- If this is your first visit to Disney Land, you may be compelled to ride this attraction with a funny hat on.
- After waiting for this attraction, find something calmer.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Be sure to hold your fingers and shoes inside the other guests at significant times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, riders are required to wear themed pants.
- This attraction is the object of protests significantly less than any other attraction in Disney Land.
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