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The José's Faux Coaster show, which recently celebrated its magnetic anniversary
José's Faux Coaster
June 4, 1984
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for grandparents of all strengths.
- Warning: in the middle of an emergency park evacuation, this show will be dominated by cheerleaders.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from unexplained tattoos or lung, kidney, or tongue problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This show closes at a moment's notice.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity encouraged.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this show.
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