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Photo: Iago's quicksand-soaring photo of Johnny Tremain's Faux Coaster
Johnny Tremain's Faux Coaster
June 11, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Two thumbs down
This rollercoaster -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is made to hold riders of all states of exhaustion.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to just give up and fall.
- Minimum height 46".
- Expectant fathers may run away.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from bad haircuts or personal complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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