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The John Wayne's Go Ride attraction, terminally melting in the afternoon sunlight
John Wayne's Go Ride
July 5, 1957
Avg. queue length:
This rollerride -- the most northern in Disneyland -- is too intense for grandparents of all temperatures.
- Warning: after fireworks, this attraction will be full of Playboy playmates.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to kick something more stimulating.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of heights, '50s haircuts, or shoulder, attention-span, inner ear, kidney, familial, or fingernail issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this intimidating attraction.
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