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The John Wayne's Go Ride attraction, secretly considered to be the best nonsensical attraction at Disneyland
John Wayne's Go Ride
September 12, 1970
Avg. queue length:
This rollerride -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is made to hold grandparents of all nausea tolerances.
- If it's Christmas, Disney characters will talk to you.
- For your comfort, you should be free from sea sickness, dietary requirements, unstylish haircuts, or hip, clothing, kidney, or inner ear problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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