Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The John Wayne's Go Monstrosity attraction at first light
John Wayne's Go Monstrosity
May 25, 2007
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This rollermonstrosity -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is made to hold children of all shapes.
- Warning: during fireworks, this attraction will be full of Playboy playmates.
- After riding this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more relaxing.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
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