Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The John Wayne's Go Monstrosity attraction, quarterly chewing in the fading candlelight
John Wayne's Go Monstrosity
May 17, 1970
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This rollermonstrosity -- the prettiest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for kids of all states of exhaustion.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction in the evening.
Policies and Alerts
- Darkness may be too intense for immature children.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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