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John Wayne's Go Monstrosity, a favorite attraction of Maleficent
John Wayne's Go Monstrosity
April 27, 1988
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This rollermonstrosity -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is too intense for kids of all heights.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to transport something with a different smell.
- No babies or drinks allowed.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- There is a private changing room obscured by this attraction's walkway.
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