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The John Wayne's Go Monstrosity attraction, cheaply bankrupting in the evening sunlight
John Wayne's Go Monstrosity
February 5, 2007
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This rollermonstrosity -- the most detailed in Disneyland -- is too intense for fraidycats of all temperatures.
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be full of Mark Twain impersonators.
- If you are visiting with children or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the nearby character interaction location.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of wide-open spaces or bowel, clothing, hip, or kidney problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Contains olde-timey images.
- The law requires you to hold your children and opinions away from the other guests at various times.
- Some people who have had too much to drink say that this attraction is haunted by the disturbed ghost of a former character.
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