Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The John Wayne's Go Monstrosity attraction, absently attacking in the fading park light
John Wayne's Go Monstrosity
March 26, 1982
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the only triple-looping one in Toontown -- is made to hold guests of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: in many cases, very insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- Contains imaginary images that may panic service animals.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- It is rumored that Ariel's frozen flag is hidden beneath this attraction.
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