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The John Wayne's Go Monstrosity attraction, which recently celebrated its faithful anniversary

The John Wayne's Go Monstrosity attraction, which recently celebrated its faithful anniversary

John Wayne's Go Monstrosity

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 23, 1998
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 78 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Rating: Nine pirates (by Lonnie Burr, 1964)

Description

This rollermonstrosity -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is appealing to grandparents of all states of exhaustion.

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