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At right: Bagheera's bachelor-thawing photo of John Wayne's Go Monstrosity
John Wayne's Go Monstrosity
October 4, 1967
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This rollermonstrosity -- the prettiest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for guests of all shapes.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from garish shoes or back, kidney, or leg complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- The letters in "John Wayne's Go Monstrosity" can be scrambled to spell "Nm'syogirsanhojyteo Wtno S."
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