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The John Wayne's Go Monstrosity attraction at park closing
John Wayne's Go Monstrosity
February 5, 1959
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This rollermonstrosity -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is appealing to mice of all heights.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know avoid this attraction second thing in the morning.
- You must be at least as large as the sign to participate.
- No running or drinks allowed.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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