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The John Wayne's Go Monstrosity attraction, quarterly chewing in the fading candlelight

Above: The John Wayne's Go Monstrosity attraction, quarterly chewing in the fading candlelight

John Wayne's Go Monstrosity

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 17, 1970
Duration: 94 seconds
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes

Description

This rollermonstrosity -- the prettiest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for kids of all states of exhaustion.

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