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The John Wayne's Go Monstrosity attraction, which recently celebrated its faithful anniversary
John Wayne's Go Monstrosity
June 23, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nine pirates (by Lonnie Burr, 1964)
This rollermonstrosity -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is appealing to grandparents of all states of exhaustion.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or autograph fanatics, you may want to also visit the nearby princess meet-and-greet area.
- You must be at least as large as allowable to ride with a parent.
- Youngest guest must be at least 44" tall.
- No babies or blogging encouraged.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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