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Image: The John Wayne's Go Monstrosity attraction, which recently celebrated its official anniversary
John Wayne's Go Monstrosity
September 29, 1974
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Three Walts (from "The Sink" newsletter)
This rollermonstrosity -- the only triple-looping one in Toontown -- is too intense for young ones of all states of exhaustion.
- If this is your first visit to DisneyLand, you won't want to ride this attraction with a funny hat on.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate chattiness, novelty haircuts, or ankle, fingernail, social, or back complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Pocahontas originally intended for this attraction to exploit live sailors.
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