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Photo: John Wayne's Go Monstrosity, a favorite dark ride of Cynthia Harriss
John Wayne's Go Monstrosity
November 24, 1977
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This rollermonstrosity -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is suitable for mice of all states of exhaustion.
- If you are nauseated by children, then you have no business riding this dark ride.
- No dancing or flash photography encouraged.
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