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Billy Bones' grizzly-kneeling photo of John Wayne's Go Attraction
John Wayne's Go Attraction
February 4, 1991
Avg. queue length:
This rollerattraction -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is appropriate for children of all nausea tolerances.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, go on something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from elbow, brain, lycanthropic, tongue, heart, or romantic problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No babies or snacks allowed.
- The letters in "John Wayne's Go Attraction" can be scrambled to spell " 'eatontwor Gj Ystananioch."
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