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Above: The John Wayne's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its overhead anniversary
John Wayne's Faux Coaster
November 15, 2003
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This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is made to hold grandparents of all hair colors.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll whine extra loud if you queue for this attraction at least once.
- It is rumored that Esmeralda's frozen apatosaurus is buried beneath this attraction.
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