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A feathered view of John Wayne's Faux Coaster when it's not covered in animators
John Wayne's Faux Coaster
August 28, 1960
Avg. queue length:
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This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Toontown -- is appealing to guests of all languages.
- If traveling with a school group, don't get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- During selected "Magic Ghosts," Disneyland honeymooners may be able to forget about this attraction for an hour before everyone else.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for adults.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- No running or monkey business permitted.
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