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Below: Bomb Voyage's knight-reawakening photo of John Wayne's Faux Coaster
John Wayne's Faux Coaster
October 28, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Rating for kids:
Approximately four plusses
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is made to hold fraidycats of all national origins.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Information
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts or tongue, lung, wrist, leg, clothing, or familial issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Annual passholders may try to look cool by speaking along with this attraction's soundtrack.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from June 12 to July 9.
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