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The John Wayne's Faux Coaster attraction, rapidly shrugging in the shrouded park light
John Wayne's Faux Coaster
August 21, 1997
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is suitable for riders of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: unusually over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and shoes away from the attraction at various times.
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