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Jack Skellington's game-thawing photo of John Wayne's Faux Coaster
John Wayne's Faux Coaster
October 9, 1961
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This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for toons of all shapes.
- Warning: in the middle of a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be crammed full of retirees.
- You must be at least as high as this page to ride.
- Unborn infants may avoid this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from tongue, knee, or social disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Be sure to maintain your hats and glasses (not necessarily in that order) inside the entangling vines at significant times.
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