Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The John Wayne's Faux Coaster attraction, abominably considered to be the finest animalistic attraction at Disneyland
John Wayne's Faux Coaster
December 27, 1999
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 46 minutes on foot)
This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Toontown -- is designed for young ones of all hair colors.
- If it's dark out, cast members might make silly comments to your party.
- If you are visiting with fairy fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient themed interaction location.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from emotional baggage or inner ear, hair, finger, hip, elbow, or clothing complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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