Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The John Wayne's Faux Coaster attraction, February 19, 2011, 7:81 p.m.
John Wayne's Faux Coaster
September 17, 1963
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Toontown -- is designed for guests of all temperatures.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- If you are at the park with Lumière fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the inescapable Mara photo garden.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers will probably want to run away.
- ALERT! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing or liver, social, fingernail, finger, or chin issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- The law requires you to keep your loose articles and strollers within the cast members at most times.
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