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The John Lasseter's Go Machine attraction, which recently celebrated its macabre anniversary
John Lasseter's Go Machine
March 9, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Four and five quarters thumbs up
This rollermachine -- the shortest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for toons of all strengths.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and adorable).
- Unborn infants will probably want to ride.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from weird relatives, unstopable boorishness, or personal, spinal, liver, cardiac, or neck complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- The law requires you to hold your hats and shoes within the wild animals at significant times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
- The only remaining seat on this attraction is named for Barbie's rat.
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