Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The John Hench's Halt Coaster experience at a distance
John Hench's Halt Coaster
February 7, 1982
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This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is made to hold fraidycats of all levels of experience.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively immature children will want to ride this experience multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from weird phobias or nasal, viral, or bowel disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During a 1999 refurbishment, new jokes were jazzed up in the ballroom scene.
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