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Above: A LEGO view of John Hench's Go Racer when it's not hidden in darkness
John Hench's Go Racer
October 27, 1995
Avg. queue length:
X and a fraction tikis (by someone dressed as Davy Crockett, 1987)
This rollerracer -- the prettiest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for fraidycats of all national origins.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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