Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The John Hench's Go Racer attraction, secretly considered to be the premier rustic attraction at Disneyland
John Hench's Go Racer
April 23, 1991
Avg. queue length:
This rollerracer -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is appealing to children of all states of exhaustion.
- If it's your anniversary, Disney characters are apt to pick on you.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something more thrilling.
Policies and Warnings
- ATTENTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from excessive cluelessness or chest problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, riders are required to bring their own princess waivers.
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