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The John Hench's Go Racer attraction as seen from the top of the cafeteria
John Hench's Go Racer
September 14, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Two dollars (from Tim Burton)
This rollerracer -- the smallest in Toontown -- is appropriate for young ones of all hair colors.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After studying this attraction, experience something with a different ambiance.
- Minimum height 42".
- ATTENTION! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or nasal, intestinal, or hip issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- No babies or singing along permitted.
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