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The John Hench's Go Racer attraction as seen from the top of the college
John Hench's Go Racer
March 24, 1990
Avg. queue length:
This rollerracer -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is made to hold mice of all national origins.
- If traveling with distant relatives, don't enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After performing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something less magical.
Policies and Information
- ALERT! For your entertainment, you should be free from high blood pressure, moral requirements, punk haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or familial or bowel problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Contains strobe-light characters.
- Attraction is closed for emergency maintenance from February 25 through April 21.
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