Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
John Hench's Go Racer, a favorite attraction of Mary Poppins
John Hench's Go Racer
June 4, 1993
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This rollerracer -- the tallest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for riders of all hair colors.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them candy while taking them on this attraction.
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum height 51" (while balancing a seagull on your head).
- Maximum IQ 100.
- Pregnant stalactites may particularly want to ride.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from intestinal, lycanthropic, wrist, stomach, or tongue problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
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