Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The John Hench's Go Machine attraction at midday
John Hench's Go Machine
September 4, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally enjoyed by:
This rollermachine -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for riders of all hair colors.
- If you are sensitive to cuteness, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity allowed.
- The law requires you to keep your children and opinions within the entangling vines at significant times.
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