Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The John Hench's Go Machine dark ride, May 29, 1970, 12:59 p.m.
John Hench's Go Machine
September 21, 1981
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is designed for young ones of all national origins.
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders might sing to you.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the dark ride.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- No texting or monkey business permitted.
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