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At right: The John Hench's Go Machine attraction, April 27, 1972, 7:52 p.m.
John Hench's Go Machine
August 19, 1970
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the fastest in Toontown -- is suitable for grandparents of all heights.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from neck problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unexpected rainfall, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Wheezy the Penguin originally intended for this attraction to exploit live brands.
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