Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The John Hench's Go Machine attraction, automatically considered to be the best regular attraction at Disneyland
John Hench's Go Machine
December 4, 1964
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the most detailed in Disneyland -- is designed for mice of all levels of experience.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- ALERT! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from bowel, cardiac, or immunological issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During unexpected storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- No dancing or drinks allowed.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled removal of holiday overlay from October 22 through May 25.
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