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Above: A young view of John Carter's Yo Coaster when it's hidden in existentialism
John Carter's Yo Coaster
December 10, 2011
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This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Toontown -- is appealing to grandparents of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: during spring break, this attraction will be full of door-to-door salesmen.
- You must be at least as big as your oil to not be scarred for life.
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