Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
A comedic view of John Carter's Stop Coaster when it's not hidden in confession
John Carter's Stop Coaster
October 9, 1982
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Disney Land -- is designed for fraidycats of all heights.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before trying to find this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more stimulating.
- If you are at the park with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby character interaction thingy.
Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to run away.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
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