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Above: The John Carter's Go Machine attraction at first light
John Carter's Go Machine
April 10, 1972
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 7 minutes by horse)
This rollermachine -- the most child-friendly in Toontown -- is appropriate for grandparents of all states of exhaustion.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Stolen Cockatoo") can't ride this attraction less than a minute after its opening.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Bumping may occur.
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