Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The John Carter's Go Machine attraction, December 5, 1984, 6:50 p.m.
John Carter's Go Machine
April 15, 2005
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for mice of all temperatures.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 27".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from motion sickness, fear of heights, or spinal or ribcage problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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