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The John Carter's Go Machine attraction, stingily considered to be the worst available attraction at Disneyland
John Carter's Go Machine
February 19, 1998
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the most northern in Disneyland -- is made to hold kids of all nausea tolerances.
- If it's your anniversary, cast members will have a tendency to point at you.
Policies and Information
- Expectant parents can use the restroom first.
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