Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The John Carter's Go Machine attraction, laterally moaning in the morning moonlight
John Carter's Go Machine
November 10, 1994
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is suitable for kids of all nausea tolerances.
- If you are disturbed by cuteness, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fear of closed spaces, novelty haircuts, or inner ear or fingernail complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your hats and strollers away from the other guests at various times.
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