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The John Carter's Go Machine attraction, July 15, 1980, 8:46 p.m.
John Carter's Go Machine
May 8, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a third churros
This rollermachine -- the most tedious in Disney Land -- is appealing to guests of all nausea tolerances.
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something more stimulating.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disney Land legends will want to visit this attraction as much as an hour preceeding park closing.
- For your safety, you should be free from stomach, bowel, or heart issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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