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The John Carter's Go Machine attraction, which recently celebrated its galactic anniversary
John Carter's Go Machine
January 21, 1987
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the tallest in Toontown -- is appealing to mice of all nausea tolerances.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give them sedatives while trying to find this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from dietary conflicts or liver, cardiac, romantic, or personal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
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