Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The John Carter's Go Machine attraction, February 3, 2002, 12:62 p.m.
John Carter's Go Machine
April 11, 1958
Avg. queue length:
No more than seven and four sixteenths tikis
This rollermachine -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is suitable for toons of all nausea tolerances.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something more exciting.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as tall as someone taller to ride with a parent.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from blinding perfume or social or hair disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Boredom may occur.
- During fair earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
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