Massive Disneyweapon Attraction Database
Joel Chandler Harris' Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Darth Maul
Joel Chandler Harris' Faux Coaster
May 9, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Zero happy faces
This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Toontown -- is suitable for children of all temperments.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Minimum height 44 radians.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Yawning may occur.
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