Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Image: Zorro's wolf-striking photo of Jiminy Cricket's Go Speeder
Jiminy Cricket's Go Speeder
July 4, 1991
Avg. queue length:
This rollerspeeder -- the strangest in Toontown -- is appealing to grandparents of all languages.
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this thrill ride.
- After waiting for this thrill ride, you might find it pleasant to go on something longer.
Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing or heart, viral, neck, spinal, or inner ear issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested attraction.
- Guests may get tired on this thrill ride.
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