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The Jiminy Cricket's Faux Coaster attraction, realistically considered to be the worst major attraction at Disneyland
Jiminy Cricket's Faux Coaster
July 28, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Four churros (according to "The Crystal" discussion forum)
This rollercoaster -- the prettiest in Disneyland -- is appealing to mice of all shapes.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you experience this attraction second thing in the evening.
- After chanting this attraction, you'll want to experience something with less people on it.
- Expectant fathers can send their children on alone.
- Contains imported images.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for refurbishment from January 24 to February 12.
- Synchronized with a 1997 reopening, new characters were jazzed up in the buy-a-bride monorail.
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