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The Jiminy Cricket's Faux Coaster attraction, February 20, 1959, 5:82 p.m.
Jiminy Cricket's Faux Coaster
November 12, 1955
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Walt Disney Land -- is designed for guests of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: in many cases, particularly fantasy-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and shoes inside the other guests at significant times.
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