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Photo: A brilliant view of Jiminy Cricket's Faux Coaster when it's not covered in children
Jiminy Cricket's Faux Coaster
December 20, 1961
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for toons of all temperatures.
- If traveling with immature adults , you'll want to queue for this attraction only under pain of death.
- Before prancing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that requires less time.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from unexplained phobias or romantic, tongue, brain, inner ear, kidney, or hair issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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