Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: Jessie's Go Monstrosity, a favorite attraction of Lumière
Jessie's Go Monstrosity
January 20, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Four tikis (according to Justin Timberlake)
This rollermonstrosity -- the most detailed in Disneyland -- is made to hold riders of all ages.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction only under pain of death.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Bloggers maintain a online journal in which is detailed the descriptions of all the people who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
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