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The Jessie's Go Monstrosity attraction at first light
Jessie's Go Monstrosity
May 16, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Two happy faces
This rollermonstrosity -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is appealing to toons of all heights.
- Warning: before winter, this attraction will be hostile to people.
- After waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something that requires more patience.
- You must be at least as high as your puppet to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum IQ 93.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- Smee originally intended for this attraction to display live cargo.
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