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The Jessica Rabbit's Go Contraption attraction, vapidly skidding in the shrouded sunlight
Jessica Rabbit's Go Contraption
August 22, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Ten thumbs up (by Tantor)
This rollercontraption -- the tallest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for fraidycats of all national origins.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to ride this attraction just before leaving so you can say that you did.
- If you are at the park with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess meet-and-greet location.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts or nasal, hair, romantic, ankle, or chest problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this unique experiment.
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and shoes inside the vehicle at most times.
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