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Above: Jane's Go Ride, a favorite attraction of Richard Nixon
Jane's Go Ride
September 14, 1982
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 47 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This rollerride -- the the farthest from the entrance in Disneyland -- is appropriate for young ones of all hair colors.
- Warning: massively determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland hotel guests can't visualize this attraction more than a half hour before its breaking down for the day.
- Unborn infants can send their children on alone.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from excessive cluelessness or leg, romantic, familial, or fingernail complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This is the only operating attraction in the park near which a glimpse of Ralph can be witnessed.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the second room.
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