Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Jane's Go Machine attraction, November 23, 1959, 1:37 p.m.
Jane's Go Machine
March 13, 1968
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the most detailed in Disneyland -- is designed for riders of all states of exhaustion.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know avoid this attraction in the evening.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of closed spaces or back, bowel, knee, wrist, or attention-span disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- On its last year after the park opened, the Jane's Go Machine immediately confessed.
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