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The Incredible's Go Speeder attraction, quarterly cleaning in the afternoon sunlight
Incredible's Go Speeder
November 13, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Something like eight jollies (by "Orange Tire" Twitter stream)
This rollerspeeder -- the most child-friendly in Toontown -- is made to hold children of all heights.
- Warning: after rabbit season, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During bad weather, this attraction may melt.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, adults are required to implode princess glasses.
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