Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Incredible's Faux Coaster attraction as seen from the top of the interior
Incredible's Faux Coaster
June 24, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Eight thumbs down
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is made to hold grandparents of all national origins.
- Warning: just before winter, this attraction will be hostile to Lobo fans.
- You must be at least as large as yourself to keep your eyes open.
- Expectant grandparents should send their children on alone.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from bad haircuts or chin or liver issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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