Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Huey's Go Machine attraction, chaotically considered to be the premier overgrown attraction at Disneyland
Huey's Go Machine
May 21, 1977
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the most detailed in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for children of all hair colors.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to avoid this attraction last thing in the morning.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you go on something that doesn't involve passports.
- Minimum height 37".
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from delusions of grandure, odd phobias, goth clothing, overdone makeup, or skin, chin, social, or nasal problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and balloons within the wild animals at most times.
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