Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Huck Finn's Faux Coaster attraction, May 18, 1972, 10:71 a.m.
Huck Finn's Faux Coaster
December 20, 1987
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for children of all strengths.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from unexplained extra limbs, unstopable hotness, '80s haircuts, or social, back, ankle, fingernail, chest, or attention-span disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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