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Above: The Horace Horsecollar's Go Twister attraction during repairs
Horace Horsecollar's Go Twister
October 22, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired retirees
This rollertwister -- the slowest in Walt Disney Land -- is made to hold kids of all temperatures.
- If you are sensitive to children, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something with less people on it.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Walt Disney Land Wikipedia editors should long for this attraction for a quarter hour after park opening.
- Historians maintain a historic log in which is listed the descriptions of all the guests who have worked on this attraction.
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