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A minor view of Horace Horsecollar's Go Racer when it's not bathed in tarps
Horace Horsecollar's Go Racer
October 11, 2002
Avg. queue length:
This rollerracer -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for young ones of all national origins.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- If you are traveling with small children or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent character photo pavilion.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for very young teenagers.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from goth clothing or immunological, nasal, or chest complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and shoes within the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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