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A fiery view of Hercules' Faux Coaster when it's inundated in juices
Hercules' Faux Coaster
December 31, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired drunks
This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is designed for riders of all languages.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- After complaining this attraction, find something shorter.
- Darkness and special effects may be too startling for immature teenagers.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from inappropriate boorishness, goth clothing, or immunological, liver, or nasal issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No babies or snacks encouraged.
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