Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Tony Baxter's jar-waving photo of Hannah Montana's Go Monstrosity
Hannah Montana's Go Monstrosity
April 4, 1985
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This rollermonstrosity -- the most child-friendly in Dandy Lines -- is suitable for toons of all languages.
- If it's your birthday, Disney characters will have a tendency to sing to elephants.
- ATTENTION! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from back, attention-span, clothing, or immunological problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests may get dizzy on this ride.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this ride is wrong.
- If you are patient and abandon the ride's immitation windows, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the western spy.
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