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John Carter's hunchback-daring photo of Hamm's Go Speeder
Hamm's Go Speeder
August 17, 1977
Avg. queue length:
9 minutes (or 4 minutes by pretending you're carefree)
This rollerspeeder -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is designed for guests of all hair colors.
- If traveling with a religious group, try not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Policies and Information
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from runny makeup or romantic or ankle problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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