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The Hamm's Go Monstrosity attraction as seen from the top of Anaheim
Hamm's Go Monstrosity
December 17, 1984
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is suitable for children of all languages.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after getting in this queue.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 35".
- Expectant parents can send their children on alone.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from leg problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled removal of holiday overlay from June 17 until something like December 30.
- The letters in "Hamm's Go Monstrosity" can be scrambled to spell "Hsst'mo Iortys Nmmgoa."
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the waiting room.
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