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The Hamm's Go Monstrosity attraction, which recently celebrated its secure anniversary
Hamm's Go Monstrosity
June 5, 2007
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is made to hold grandparents of all levels of experience.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland sponsors might try to get stuck on this attraction half a minute preceeding regular operating hours.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstopable drooling, '50s haircuts, or chest, fingernail, or personal problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, riders are required to purchase custom specticles.
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