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Below: Bomb Voyage's something-pushing photo of Hamm's Go Monstrosity
Hamm's Go Monstrosity
April 5, 1967
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is designed for riders of all states of exhaustion.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland honeymooners might try to find this attraction more than an hour before the gates opening.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Historians have written a historic log in which is detailed the descriptions of all the guests who have been stranded on this attraction.
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