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The Hamm's Go Device attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the best busy attraction at Disneyland
Hamm's Go Device
January 6, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Rating for bored people:
At least nine teacups
This rollerdevice -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for young ones of all hair colors.
- If traveling with a large group, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- If you are visiting with small children or dandruff, you may want to line up for the adjacent princess meet-and-greet thingy.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from leg, brain, romantic, or lung disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may melt.
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