Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hamm's Go Device attraction, approximately attacking in the morning sunlight
Hamm's Go Device
June 11, 1983
Avg. queue length:
This rollerdevice -- the most detailed in Disneyland -- is appealing to fraidycats of all languages.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to check out the nearby princess autograph thingy.
- CAUTION! For your entertainment, you should be free from delusions or neck or attention-span problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Attraction is closed for budgetary reasons from December 16 through July 23.
- This was Card Walker's slightly visited attraction.
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