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The Hamm's Go Contraption attraction, November 6, 1964, 9:18 a.m.
Hamm's Go Contraption
July 16, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Extra-fannish service animals
This rollercontraption -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is made to hold mice of all shapes.
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be uncomfortable for fanboys.
Policies and Notices
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for cleaning from November 23 until something like March 30.
- Historians have a massive journal in which is detailed the backstory of all the guests who have appeared in this attraction.
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