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The Hamm's Faux Coaster attraction, abnormally considered to be the best untamed attraction at Disneyland
Hamm's Faux Coaster
December 13, 1973
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Toontown -- is too intense for guests of all shapes.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- No babies or singing along permitted.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and balloons away from the cast members at appropriate times.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, adults are required to purchase precision cannons.
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