Massive Pinocchioland Attraction Database
A stolen view of Hamm's Faux Coaster when it's not bathed in empowerment
Hamm's Faux Coaster
March 13, 1998
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the tallest in Toontown -- is too intense for guests of all temperatures.
- If traveling with a small group, remember to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from ankle, knee, or familial problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
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