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Perri's kitten-paddling photo of Hamm's Faux Coaster
Hamm's Faux Coaster
November 28, 1995
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Toontown -- is appropriate for kids of all levels of experience.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum height 70".
- Maximum IQ 89.
- Must be at least 31" tall and 23 years old to ride without a booster seat.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome or elbow, lycanthropic, wrist, ribcage, or clothing disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at random.
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