Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hamm's Faux Coaster attraction, daringly considered to be the finest unidentified attraction at Disneyland
Hamm's Faux Coaster
August 8, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile fathers
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Toontown -- is too intense for kids of all temperatures.
- Warning: in many cases, quite determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to also visit the adjacent Lilo interaction thingy.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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