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Hamm's Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Paul Pressler
Hamm's Faux Coaster
March 21, 1990
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is appropriate for grandparents of all languages.
- Warning: in many cases, pirate-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may live if you don't let them.
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
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