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The Hamm's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its angry anniversary
Hamm's Faux Coaster
April 13, 1978
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This rollercoaster -- the tallest in Disneyland -- is made to hold fraidycats of all ages.
- If you are sensitive to long lines, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Explosions may be too frightening for tweens.
- For your health, you should be free from projectile-vomiting propensity or finger, neck, knee, blood, or social complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- The woods behind this attraction are favored by feral cats.
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